Yes, of course we won it...The North and the South had a bit of a tadoo, and some funny looking chap called Pak Pong-Ju with the old traditional bowl haircut, (You know the one, where a bowl was put on your head and the loose hair trimmed up around it)..Well he's sort of running the place, giving everyone bonuses if they clap when he turns up...
You will be pleased to know that he has got over his strop and is returning to the negotiating table with China... well as they say in MASH 'That is all'
Is that the one where the Glosters stood back to back facing each other and repelled two million Korean and Chinese soldiers? Then they were all captured but one of the officers had the presence of mind to meticulously keep a diary so he could write a book about it all when he became a general? Another crushing defeat written up as though we won it?
Is that also the one where the Argyl's ran out of ammo and resorted to throwing beer cans at the advancing hordes,having made sure the cans were empty before lobbing them.